Jul 20, 2014

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

(via biokitty)

Jul 19, 2014

Jul 17, 2014

"Football is a lot like chess. You have the same number of pieces as your opponent, you face-off on the same playing surface and you both have the same aim. The great chess players know they need to get the most out of each of their pieces to win. This gives rise to the maxim: "The King is a fighting piece – use it." With the king being the weakest and most important piece on the board, it would seem logical to ignore the maxim and do nothing but protect him at all times. But if you are to do that and your opponent uses their king as an attacking piece, essentially your opponent has one more piece than you. In tight games, against similar opposition, this small advantages can be the difference between victory and defeat. Neuer is not only a world-class goalkeeper, but he is a footballer as well. In the sweeper-keeper role he is more than just a net guard. His defensive skills, covering any through balls and sweeping up behind his back line, allow the defenders to push forward. This in turn restricts the space the opposition have in the middle of the pitch and forces the game into the opposition’s half.”

How Manuel Neuer, Germany’s 11th man, is revolutionising goalkeeping

(Source: miasanrich, via ivyarchive)

Jul 17, 2014

carry-on-wayward-assbutts:

do-you-have-a-flag:

everyone looks 100% more majestic when photoshopped semitransparent over a space background

also it’s instantly funny

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source: sl0thgrunge.tumblr.com

Jul 16, 2014

Just had to call a friend to “come pick me up” because a creep wouldn’t leave her place. I really hate living in a world where shit like this is so common. 

Jul 16, 2014

bobbycaputo:

Booboo, the World’s Cutest Guinea Pig

Meet Booboo, a two-year old, female blond guinea pig (American crested) that belongs to photographer Megan van der Elst. Booboo lives with two other guinea pigs (Titi and Teddy).

The photographer has been posting photos of Booboo and her friends to deviantART and they can also be found on her recently launchedwebsite and Instagram account.

(via thescentofwhiteroses)

Jul 16, 2014

gethenian:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

Laughing… so… hard…

gethenian:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

Laughing… so… hard…

(via carry-on-wayward-assbutts)

Jul 16, 2014

http://ivyarchive.tumblr.com/post/91994307158/neuers-ive-just-gotten-to-know-this-which-idk

neuers:

I’ve just gotten to know this (which idk why I’ve not before bc it’s the cutest story) but omg this is so sweet.

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So the little boy in the gif was born with cerebral palsy and couldn’t move at all and he had to overcome a lot. He adores football and has ever since he could…

Jul 16, 2014

I STARTED PLAYING THIS GAME TO SEE WHAT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR WAS TALKING ABOUT AND ITS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE

(Source: barfpop, via liviatsang)

Jul 14, 2014

carry-on-wayward-assbutts:

Poor Greg.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA CENTRAL TIME HERE TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP ONE HOUR AT A TIME

carry-on-wayward-assbutts:

Poor Greg.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA CENTRAL TIME HERE TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP ONE HOUR AT A TIME